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As Always, TheMasterChef Premiere Will Make You Hungry (Or Horny If You Like Gordon)

As Always, TheMasterChef Premiere Will Make You Hungry (Or Horny If You Like Gordon)

Do not watch MasterChef if you’re hungry. I made that mistake. It’s in the same mistake category as going grocery shopping when you’re starving or to Target with the idea of buying just a couple of things. If your appetite isn’t peaked by the (for the most part) delicious dishes that the contestants are whipping up, you certainly get enough British eye candy by having Chef Gordon Ramsey on screen for most of the time.

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We’re Cool If Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Dealer To Rehab, Right?

We're Cool If Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Dealer To Rehab, Right?

I want to make sure I understand the concept of rehab correctly. It’s a really fun place that you get to go after you do things wrong a bunch of times in a row. You can’t bring all your drugs with you there, just your favorite ones, and even though the bad people tell you to stay in there the whole time, it’s widely known that you can come and go as you please. Right? No? More »

Rihanna’s Butt Wore A Denim Thong Recently

Rihanna’s Butt Wore A Denim Thong Recently

When we lost spotted Rihanna’s Butt, it was hanging out in some brand new, custom-made Prada boots (and very appreciative, Miuccia!). This week, likely due to the humidity, Rihanna’s Butt has ditched the leather boots and is cooling off with the help of a denim thong. Sure, there’s some regular frilly butt floss beneath said denim thong, but that’s besides the point. More »

Jesse Eisenberg’s Reaction To Getting Flashed Would Make Moms Everywhere Proud

Jesse Eisenberg's Reaction To Getting Flashed Would Make Moms Everywhere Proud

Jesse Eisenberg, also known as The World’s Most Awkward Movie Star, went on CONAN to promote his new film Now You See Me, which is about 3 magicians who moonlight as bank robbers (or maybe the other way around). One of the stories that he tells Conan probably made his mother well up with tears full of pride and whatever else tears are made of when she heard it. More »